Nalgene bottles. Everywhere.

Lots of overtime. Very little sleep. It is catching up with me. Protect me, Almighty Dew!

30 Days Of Night comes out Friday! Excitement abounds.

Comedy show tomorrow night. I have very few new jokes. Curses!

Goodbye for now.-BK

Only at the all new Kenny Ross Toyota!

Total, earth-destroying, disaster was narrowly averted yesterday.

I'd been meaning to see The Heartbreak Kid as it's a Farrelly(sp?) Brothers movie(Kingpin, There's Something About Mary) and I usually get a good laugh at least once during their flicks. Anyways, whilst eating breakfast at a local, independently owned restaurant, "Eggs n' at," I overhead someone mention that Carlos Mencia was actually in the film! You can imagine my gratitude. Christ, I almost paid for the guy's breakfast.

Instead of seeing the movie, I just read a book all day. Good times.

I took a nap yesterday too. It was awesome. You know, when I think about it, I've never really had a bad nap. Have you?

Steven Wright is coming to town!?

Grocery shopping tonight.

Comedy at Shadow Lounge on Monday. Drag your sorry ass out there!

Comedy at Remedy November 9th. Don't say you haven't been warned!

Man, Bon Jovi aren't what they used to be.

Possible Halloween Las Vegas trip? Haven't been there in a year, and I need a few days away from the apt. Time will tell.

Phil Collins is the only logical choice at a time like this.-BK

Megan Fox is so hot, standing next to her gives Chad a sunburn.

Gnarly.

Overtime all the time!

Comedy show Wednesday at Affogato. Be there or be somewhere else.

Third nipple.

It is really hot for October. Really, really, hot for October actually.

Read Night Shift by Stephen King. It's short stories, so you can come and go as you please if you're not down with "big" books.

I had eight Entennemann's donuts, soy milk, and Iron City/Straub for dinner last night. Oddly, I don't feel all that bad.

Sleeping naked is the best!-BK

A positive impact.

My Mini-DV cam will become a reality on November 6th! Possibly earlier, but November 6th fo' sho! I am more excited about this than words can express at 6:51 on a Sunday morning.

I looked at a 4,500 dollar puppy at the pet store yesterday. Artificial insemination? Really? Indeed.

Seth Rogan hosted SNL last night. It was rather "meh." Spoon is wayyyyyy overrated as well. I went to bed after Update. Lame McGuyver ripoff(s) as well. Fred Armisen does a killer Gene Simmons though, I almost fell off my chair laughing. Luckily, I was pretty drunk, and barely able to move.

Spin, Blender, and especially Rolling Stone need to really stop giving Pete Wentz so much coverage. The guy is all hype and no substance! Christ, I am the only person in America who sees this?!

Writing a little more than usual lately. What other comedian do you know who does three minutes on the Outer Banks of North Carolina? Ben Kenny innovates yet again!

New work schedule today. More overtime is available to me. We shall see how it works out, yo.


Sexy, sensual messages./Picture yourself in a boat, on a river, with tangerine trees, and marmalade skies...-BK

Fuck you Kirk Cameron.

Why would I, a smart, well-read, free-thinkin' kinda guy watch religious television?

Simple.

I like a good laugh every once in a while. Extremely fake people asking for real money while singing about/praising their (mostly)fake God. Bibles for the Third World, hate speech, and anti-abortion rants just tickle my insides with a double dose of idiocy and foolish pride! "Christians" are always good for a laugh when you're feelin' a little down. Thanks Christian media! Ben Kenny needed that!

Show tomorrow night. SCHTOKED!

I like mac n' cheese!-BK

I'm interested in applying for a job.

Today, US Airways cut 450+ jobs at the airport. Bummer for those people, but it's expected from a company like that. Tens of millions of dollars to build a flight ops center, paint NFL edition aircraft, and pay outrageous bonuses to CEOs, but not enough green to figure out a way to keep people at work instead of on unemployment!. If US Airways goes bankrupt, (again!) I wouldn't really give a fuck either way, but I hope the employees can land on their feet. It's a shitty job market in PGH that's for sure!

Overtime this morning. Sleepytime tonight!

The War on PBS has concluded. Really moving, intimate stuff. Check it out if you can. I found it odd that they chose to ignore the contributions of the Hispanic community, but what do I know, I'm just a baggage handler!

Hey! Check out Ron Paul! Seriously! He's an American for the Constitution!!! Vote! Discuss! Bring troops home! Strengthen America!

I guess so.-BK

You know, I wanna do it again!

Look for Ben-daddy in Chicago in late November for my cousin's wedding and Thanksgiving. I can hear the questions now: "Still no girlfriend, huh?" "Why did you move to Pittsburgh again?" "I hear you're moving home to go to some comedy school!?" Joy.

The show at Remedy went good. The owners were cool, and gave Ben Kenny free beer. This makes Ben Kenny very, very happy! Ben Kenny would perform at Remedy again anytime! Props to Steve Swanson for having me out!

Been working overtime "up the wazoo" lately, which is rad. I'm looking forward to being able to buy new shoes! Not nice shoes either, just simple, everyday shoes.

Stir-fry is delicious!

See you later!-BK

I'm feelin' Froggy!

I had an awesome bike ride this morning. How do I know? Well, I left most of last night's dinner on the side of the trail(orally!) I saw some wild turkey as well. Sweating for recreation is fun. I don't do it nearly enough. Because I am lazy.

New work uniforms rule!

Apparently, Garth Brooks is making some sort of a comeback. I hope he bitch-slap's the fuck out of Toby Keith!

Eastern Promises is the best movie I've seen this year. "I am in the zone all the time."

Facebook!

I get to change in my car on the way to the show tonight. Awesome.

I watched the Republican presidential debate on PBS last night. Mitt Romney and John McCain weren't there, but Ron Paul was! Are you a Libertarian or simply not a fan of "big" government??? You might seriously want to check out www.ronpaul2008.com !

Live like you were dying Easter Eggs!-BK

Born to be mild.

I've been watching The War on PBS all week. It's a mini-series/documentary about World War 2 told through letters and interviews. It's quite good. The filmmaker decided to make it, in part, because WWII vets are dying at a rate of over a thousand a day. It's part of a larger project which aims to get "the greatest generation's" experiences documented. Essentially, our grandparent's past is becoming our history, and it needs to be better remembered. Tune in to it. It's enriching and whatnot.

Big, gi-normous, super gnar comedy show at Remedy on Friday night. Show up! Support LIVE COMEDY! It's five dollars for TWO WHOLE HOURS of HILARITY! It's cheaper than a movie, and most likely funnier!

I hate myself for liking Maroon 5.

I'm getting overtime up the ying-yang and I am happy(er.)

This is the start of something and the end of something else.-BK

Hello Ronce!

GO STEELERS! 3-0! I don't even really care, I just try to blend in.

No overtime tomorrow. Saddened. The time will be used to clean the apartment instead. Bummer.

Big show Friday night at Remedy in L-ville. Be there to witness some of the finest comedic talent in the tri-state region throw down! Also, I'll be doing a set.

I'm not really pissed about any one specific thing at the moment, but I'll try to focus my anger and post a nice diatribe on something within the week...

Oh God, Saturday Night Live has gotten lame. How lame? So lame that I fell asleep during the first sketch(traditionally the strongest sketch goes first, after the opener). Fire Andy Samberg! Hire better writers! I know it was a rerun, but it was the first time I'd seen that particular episode.

Har Har Har-BK