"What the fuck?! Why do you need goddamn bubble wrap on a piece of fuckin' steel that weighs two-hundred pounds!!! FUCK!" - Phil
The above is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long, long time. I guess you had to be there, struggling and grunting with us.
Have you guys seen the AT&T commercial with the gingerbread man and son? That shit is also quite hilarious!
Shoulder is in pain.
I thought I got some porn in the mail yesterday, as there was a large brown envelope with something thick inside. I was both confused and excited, as I did not remember ordering any porn. As it turns out, it was a mere gift card. Lots of wrapping for nothing. The food I bought with it was good, but that doesn't justify the unnecessary stirring of my loins!
Jokes tonight. Gonna bring the house down. Let's do this.
I'm telling you, burritos are the new pizza! -BK
No comments:
Post a Comment