As far as I'm concerned, the State of Pennsylvania can blow me, and then go fuck themselves.
140 dollar speeding ticket.
200 bucks for not having inspection.
Almost a quarter of the above costs are due to "E.M.S." fees and other bullshit.
I guess rent's gonna be a little late.
Oh yeah, somebody took off my mirror the other day, so there's more money I don't have to spend being spent.
I hate working when I'm supposed to be off. It throws my chi off. Especially on a formerly three day weekend.
The highlight of the weekend so far??? Probably hanging out with somebody cool last night, watching a heavily edited film on cable.
I wrote a killer Huey Lewis and News joke. I am tearing down comedy walls, motherfuckers!
I think I'm staying in tonight. I don't want to continue my streak of great luck.
Don't even bother.-BK
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