The news folks have informed the world of one of the last tribes of human beings who are... not informed of the "world."
What does this mean? Well, for example, they've...
...never seen Britney Spears' vagina. Not even once.
...really "lived of the land."
...never been to McDonald's, Burger King, or Whole Foods.
...been living without Christ in their hearts, and seem to be getting along alright.
...got it made.
What would I give for such bliss? A lot. A fucking lot.
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The new Indiana Jones flick is pretty entertaining. Cate Blanchett and John Hurt are underused, and Shia Lebouf continues to cement his reputation. The dude will be a MEGA star in the very near future. Harrison Ford phoned in his performance.
Neil Flynn, "Janitor" on Scrubs, has a great little role. Watch for it.
They took quite a few story premises from previous films. Tragically, these films included Stargate and Alien vs. Predator. Still, though, it's a good time, and worth seeing, just turn off the thinking part of your brain. You're American, it isn't too hard.
We think.-BK
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