Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get rocked!

I'm not sure if one could have a crush on a movie, especially one I haven't seen, but if it's possible, I'm developing one...


Go ahead, go back and watch it again. I think Christian Bale should have statues built of him in every major American city, hell, in every city in the world, period! His birthday should be celebrated in the same manner as we celebrate Christmas. He is almost singlehandedly making movies great again. Heath Ledger was brilliant and all, but you don't go to a movie to see The Joker. You go for fucking Batman! You go... for fucking... Bateman!

At some point in my life, I stopped feeling guilty and hating myself after polishing off an entire pizza. I'm just saying.

Got out of that double shift today. Knee was not keen on the idea of 18 hours of movement and weight bearing. Working tonight still. The knee understands that I need money for it's well-being.

White trash convention seems to have peaked with a passionate, soul-bearing late night street monologue. It wasn't very eloquent or moving, but it was over by 1 AM which pleased me, as I only had to be woken up for ten minutes instead of the usual fifteen. I agree with the gentleman's opinion on skanks, but am questioning his thinking on the paternity of his child, which was likely still awake at it's grandparents' house or sleeping in the back of the orator's car.

I don't have this. I should. I really, really should. This is Arnold's most underrated performance. I'm serious! Great movie. People forget about all the wit in the writing.


"Art revolves around creating something that isn't there." - Kathleen Hanna

That sums it up nicely. I wish more comics/comedians, both locally and nationally, could understand it.

I kind of hate when I change the sheets/bedding, because I lay prone and stagnant for longer than usual. I plan to do nothing of redeeming domestic value today. I'm just going to "chillax" to use a horribly unnecessary word that's very existence is a testament to the rampant stupidity surrounding me every time I leave my house, log on to the Internet, or open my eyes.

The male perineum is twice as long as the female perineum. I prefer "taint" to "gooch."

Please show up.-BK